Okay, go git yer coffee cuz if you're gonna take the time to read this, you won't be able to leave the monitor screen! And there's a quiz afterwards! HERE WE GO! If yer lookin' for a knight in shining armor, I gotta warn ya. . . my armor's made from tuna cans. . . LOL!!! I'm the biggest kid you've ever seen. . . I love to play. . . especially sports! Now, please don't read into anything. . . I'm a RESPONSIBLE adult and I TAKE CARE OF BUSINESS. But, if I can grab a couple extra minutes of Bugs Bunny rather than wash my car, I'm with Bugs! Where's that ham sandwich? Okay, where was I? Oh, yeah. . . I'm very loyal, trustworthy and honest. . . almost to a fault at times. But, I love life and I love to laugh!(sometimes at my own jokes) In all those personality tests I've ever taken, all have come back with the same results. . . chloric/sanguine. Now, here's what that means. . . I have very strong leadership skills. I want to get the job done and done right the first time. If I see that it's not going according to my time table, sometimes I'll take the reigns and do it myself. I wanna get from point "A" to point "B" in the quickest, shortest way possible. I'm the kind of guy that my team wants on the mound when it's the bottom of the ninth, bases loaded for the bad guys, we're up by one, with no outs. . . no fear and no mercy! I lead by "Do what I do, not what I say. " Unfortunately, being high "D", I can also be overbearing and impatient once in a while. That's where Mr. Sanguine comes in to play. . . literally! I'm full of "I'm sorry's" and I wanna play. Now, being Sanguine means I'm generally in a great mood. I'm your "life of the party" type and can easily transform someone from a bad mood to a good mood with very little effort. However, the downside to being a home for Mr. Sanguine, also means I get side tracked easily. I forget things like. . . laundry. . . lawn mowing. . . dishes. . . etc. It's not that I'm lazy. . . NO! NO!!! See, it's kinda like this scenario. . . "Oh, hun. . . I'm sorry! I forgot all about the trash. See. . . Jim came over and we got to talkin' and the next thing I knew, we were down fishin' at the river!" LOL!!! Now, if you respond to this profile, ya can't say I didn't warn ya.
Alright, what is it I'm lookin' for. . . hmmm. I've learned a lot about myself since I was divorced, including how to improve me. I've developed a list of "Must Have's & Can't Stands" that I use for a guidline in my new book, "Dating According to a Lunatic". . . LOL!!! Where was I? Oh, yeah. . .
She's attractive to me. . . UNDER THE AGE OF 45 AND FROM THE USA OR CANADA. . . FIT(doesn't have to be a "6 pack" but I ain't goin' for the "12 pack" either). . . trustworthy. . . loyal. . . supportive. . . honest (even if it hurts a little. . . A LITTLE!!!) and can't live without PDA!!! Wha. . . ya don't know what PDA is? That's what's known as Public Displays of Affection. Example? We're walkin' thru Sams Club and without warning, I nibble on your neck and cause goosebumps to run down both arms!!! She's spontaneous, adventurous, can find the nearest phone booth and go from boots and jeans. . . to an evening gown and heels and never skip a beat. She's someone who doesn't hog the bathroom for 2 hours, tryin' to make herself presentable, but has that inner beauty that makes her presence irresistable to me. I want someone who, when I look across a crowded room and catch her gaze, she makes it impossible to stay. . . I wanna go home right that instant! Wha. . . speechless? LOL!!! She makes my knees weak and my mind wander to foofoo land! MOST OF ALL and I mean MOST OF ALL. . . she has a personal relationship with the Lord and an appreciation for music and ministry cuz when yer singin' in His name, they go hand in hand whether yer playin' at churches or stadiums. She has the kind of walk that's unmistakeably given to His service and to the service of others and has no problem standing in the face of adversity and beating adversity back. She doesn't have to be perfect. . . just perfect for me
I wanna say one more thing. . . I'm as funny as a Jerry Lewis movie and as romantic as Hope Floats. I like comedy clubs as much as dinners in secluded off the beaten path places where candlelight and eye contact is the focus. Dontcha just wanna jump in my arms and say, "Cowboy, take me away!" ? ROTFL!!! OOOPS!
Two more little things. . . 1- please have a pic ready, afterall. . . you see me, I see you. . . dat's how da game gets played, k? K!!! 2- I can't relocate at this time. . . unfortunately, my career choice requires me to be here in Music City (it really is a great place to live!)Peace everybody!!!