" Lookin' for a girl to cook, clean, and bear my children. Must shower regularly, hate nickels, and can't talk to me while I'm in the bathroom doin' my buisness. Must be understaning of my fear of sharks and mig. . . "little" people. Need a woman who can understand the rigors of the Carny life. While I'm no Brad Pitt, I do own a fancy two room mobile home that was given to me by my grand daddy Frank. I keep his body in a see thru casket in the second room. I need a woman who isn't afraid of grand daddy Frank. Most women see him and run out of the house as fast as they can. Well, that's all. Look forward to talking to ya ladies soon!"