
My ideal man would be filthy rich, terminally ill, and in his late 90s. If this description does not fit you, however, do not despair. You still have a chance with me if you are HONEST, educated, employed, and take care of both yourself and your personal hygiene. You must also like animals, have matching socks, be informed and care about social justice, and have a GREAT sense of humour [after all, what could be funnier than life itself?]
EGO would diligo ut loco a latin laudo hic , tamen EGO operor non narro vel writus latino(I'd love to put a latin quote in here, but I don't read or write in latin)