I invented the color teal and I can divide by zero. I don't plan on living a typical American life: secular, materialistic, indebted. . . so if you're not sold out for Christ, desperately craving His will for your life and looking for someone toshare in a great world-changing adventure, don't bother reading the rest.
So who am I? Socially conservative, politically independent - but not all my dating ideas are contemporary. I'd rather be single forever than settle for second-best, and you should feel likewise. I'm a musician, singer, actor and writer. Hate 'reality TV', love Futurama. . . that's not only my preference, that's a command.
I refuse to be a noncombatant in the spiritual war against evil. My ambitions for serving God are very high, therefore my personal growth must be constant. I love shooting pool while listening to the blues and I can write a limerick about you in five minutes. I crave challenges, I study communication and I have a reason for everything. [***REFINANCE YOUR MORTGAGE NOW! TERMS ARE--] Arrgh! I hate pop-up ads. Where was I? . . . . . I actively avoid clubs and bars, and I've developed the uncanny ability to tell how old milk is by looking at the container. I actually care about ethics, and I'm amazed how few people live in reality (surf online much? Then you know what I mean) .
I cannot listen to anti-Christian music; I fully intend to spend my life serving God. If this sounds a little heavy, it's because I'm getting the important stuff said first - as opposed to my favorite colors and foods. I tend to be a night owl, my heart breaks for the outcast, and I can't stand illiteracy. . . is there a 12-step program for "Read Rage"? I love terrible puns and rarely meet a pet I don't like. "They" say I look like Ed Norton and act like Ryan Stiles, and that's just groovy.