Looking for a big swashbuckler Rock of a Christian man with the passion of Rhett Butler, the looks and manners of Cary Grant, the witt of Mark Lowry, the singing voice of Trace Adkins, David Phelps, or Nat King Cole, and the pocketbook of Rockefeller, Bill Gates, or the Kennedys (joking!) . He must be a character but have the character of Billy Graham or Joel O'Steen. Oh yeah, and dancing like Gene Kelly would be nice, too. Let me see, what did I miss? Cook like Emeril. . . Clean like Mr. Clean. . . Write like Rick Bragg. . . Kisses like (SHHHHHHHHHHHH!) And love me like, well, like only he can. . . .
If you know this guy, send him my way. He's been waiting for me. . . (He might not know it, so be kind... )