Once upon a time, in a funny little town, Lived a funny little girl, With a funny little frown, "How I wish and I wish I could wear this frown, With a handsome prince, from the outskirts of town!"She frowned all day and she frowned all night, Until one day she met her knight, Her frown was suddenly turned upside down, And they wed in the chapel on the other side of town, Five years later and the fighting never ends, Over dishes, broken wishes, And the blonde around the bend, The bills pile up and the clothing wear down, But at least they frown togetherOn the other side of town.
The moral of the story is. . . perhaps the girl should have been smiling when she made her wish :-)