An elderly woman walked into the local country church. The friendly usher greeted her at the door and helped her up the flight of steps. "Where would you like to sit?" he asked politely. "The front row please. " she answered. "You really don't want to do that", the usher said. "The pastor is really boring. "Do you happen to know who I am?" the woman inquired. "No. " he said. "I'm the pastor's mother, " she replied indignantly. "Do you know who I am?" he asked. "No. "she said. "Good", he answered. Hi I'm 42, nationality is all American, my heritage is Canadian French and Italian with a bit of Indian from Canada before my Grandfather Frank crossed down to America. I belong to an "Assemblies of God", Pentecostal, Protestant church. I look forward to Sunday and Wednesdays services, my ministry is service. I will fix, build, create, design and problem solve what ever the pastor or deacons ask of me. Serving my Church has been a blessing because the gift the lord has given me with my hands. My education and appetite for learning increased when I finished High School! I have a great love for learning about how we should live today and understanding how God wants us to live. I have always missed not making it to collage, so I educated myself in economics, money, and conservative politics for fifteen years now. I have come close to being married twice and both times I was broken hearted. I was a carpenter for 15 years and now on my sixth year as a Gunsmith / Pawn Broker. I make small loans to fellow Americans in need. Talking with customers about Christ has truly given my work purpose. I have no children but I learned long ago that the lord has given me qualities to be a good husband and father, I have a great love for both and will not rush things. I work out about three times a week but I eat terribly seven days a week! I need help! I'm still in good enough shape to hike with all my hunting gear on and rifle. I'm looking forward to my Tomato Garden this year and tomato salads with Barbequed ribs! I'm a good old fashion man, that's very romantic and loves old movies. Who has a personal relationship with Jesus Christ and I'm looking for a woman that will constantly blow me away with her love for God and Family. God Bless.